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Confessions
6 July 2015
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I need a twin. Who wants to be my twin?

"If you're ever in the shit, grab my tit.” —Paul McCartney 

6 July 2015
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You’re confessing you need a twin? Are you seeking a fall guy for the armed robbery you’ve just committed? Details please.

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6 July 2015
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No, I don’t need any crime help. I’m confessing that I would like a “Parent Trap” type twin for shenanigans. Although I’m not sure how that would work on the forum.

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6 July 2015
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Expert Textpert said
No, I don’t need any crime help. I’m confessing that I would like a “Parent Trap” type twin for shenanigans. Although I’m not sure how that would work on the forum.

You switch display names, avatars, signatures, locations and profile info with them. You might not fool Zig but some people shall be fooled!

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6 July 2015
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Expert Textpert said
No, I don’t need any crime help. I’m confessing that I would like a “Parent Trap” type twin for shenanigans. Although I’m not sure how that would work on the forum.

You switch display names, avatars, signatures, locations and profile info with them. You might not fool Zig but some people shall be fooled!

That sounds like good clean fun.

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6 July 2015
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No, I don’t need any crime help. I’m confessing that I would like a “Parent Trap” type twin for shenanigans. Although I’m not sure how that would work on the forum.

Like @vonbontee  and @Von Bontee ?

Not that that’s not 1 person or anything.

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What if there were two vonbontees and two Von Bontees? That would make for a good comedy.

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6 July 2015
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The Bontee Bunch?

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6 July 2015
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What if there were two vonbontees and two Von Bontees?

Hmmm . . . . you can’t have the same display name as someone else so

 

vonbontee, Von Bontee, vonbontea and Von Bontea?

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The Importance of Being Bontee

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What if there were two vonbontees and two Von Bontees? That would make for a good comedy.

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7 July 2015
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“Finding Bontee” could be a heart-warming tale.

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7 July 2015
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The World According To Bontee
Waiting For Bontee
Bontee’s Choice
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This is fun!!

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8 July 2015
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Von Bontee and the Philosopher’s Stone

The Adventures Of Von Bontee

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You’re right. This IS fun! a-hard-days-night-ringo-6

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Von Bontee and the Philosopher’s Stone

Von Bontee and the Sorcerer’s Stone  if you live in America.

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Von Bontee and the Philosopher’s Stone

Von Bontee and the Sorcerer’s Stone  if you live in America.

Von Bontee en de Steen der Wijzen if you live in The Netherlands.

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Star Trek: The Search for Bontee
Star Trek: The Wrath of Bontee
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Bontee and a Collection of Very Interesting Short Stories

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Beauty and the Bontee
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Who Framed Von Bontee?

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