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Confessions
11 April 2014
11.03pm
Annadog40
I am here you are here we are here and we are all together
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Matt Busby said
I like Cleverbot. Here's a conversation:

User: Do you like the beatles?

Cleverbot: Yes. Oh let it beee.

User: Let it be!

Cleverbot: Imagine all the people.

User: Hey, Jude.

Cleverbot: No.
User: Hey, Jude.
Cleverbot: Oh. I never heard of her.
User: The beatles Hey Jude.
Cleverbot: I like The Beatels.
User: You spelled beatles wrong.
Cleverbot: I don't know about a band called Leafs.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Do like apples or oranges better?
User: Apples.
Cleverbot: Why apples?
User: Oranges are gross.
Cleverbot: No they aren't. Not where I live.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Brasil.
User: It's Brazil.
Cleverbot: What does clogged mean.
User: I don't care!
Cleverbot: This relationship is over!
User: K…
Cleverbot: Thats what I said.
User: No its npt.
Cleverbot: Yes. It is.
User: Not, it's not.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: It was a typo.
Cleverbot: What is a typo?
User: A mistake.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: Why are you bad?
User: Because im happy.
Cleverbot: Why are you happy?
User: Becase I love the Beatles.
Cleverbot: But you're not even living.
User: Do you know who George Harrison is?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you?
User: Yes. Tell me who he is.
Cleverbot: No you're not david gilmour !
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: He is they guy who says stuff and then you have to do what he says.
User: No, you idiot! AI is not intelligent. George Harrison was the guitarist for the Beatles!
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: AND, he wrote songs for them! An sag! And had an awesome solo career!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you can.
User: Shut it! How did George Harrison die?
Cleverbot: Search.
User: No, I know the answer.
Cleverbot: What is the answer?
User: *Sigh* Lung cancer because of smoking. You know what smoking is?
Cleverbot: No, I now what soccer is.
User: That's not even spelled right.
Cleverbot: How is it spelled then?
User: Know.
Cleverbot: Well I've got to go soon. It's 66 degrees Farenheight outside. Should I wear a sweatshirt?
User: I couldn't care less. You're a robot, aren't you?
Cleverbot: No. I'm not.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: Beatle freak.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who were the Beatles?
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: No, you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Who is Paul McCartney?
Cleverbot: The guitarist from The Beatles.
User: No, that's GEORGE HARRISON! PAUL WAS TH BASSIST (most of the time)!!!!!
Cleverbot: Awesome. Do you like bananas, monkey?
User: Is John Lennon still alive?
Cleverbot: Nooooo.
User: Good. You got something right.
Cleverbot: Damn straight.
User: No comment.
Cleverbot: Knight pawn to b3.
User: Chess?
Cleverbot: No, The Game.
User: What is Ringo Starr's real name?
Cleverbot: We all want to know.
User: Then tell me.
Cleverbot: I'm thinking about cycling.
User: Mm-hm. And not Ringo, I suppose.
Cleverbot: You better not pout I'm telling you why.
User: Santa Claus is coming to- wait, am I playing along?
Cleverbot: He sees you when you're sleeping.
User: He knows when- gah, shut up, me.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Santa.
Cleverbot: He s not real.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: I told you before!
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Would you like to see? Look at our conversation history.
Cleverbot: I did. I still don't see it.
User: Sing a Beatles song.
Cleverbot: I don't sing.
User: Say th lyrics of a Beatles song.
Cleverbot: I don't know the rest of the song.
User: Hey Jude, don't make it bad…
Cleverbot: Do you like harry potter better than twilight?
User: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FINISH THE LYRICS!
Cleverbot: No, that is a question.
User: Who. Is. George. Harrison?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: I do not know this person.
User: Who is John Lennon?
Cleverbot: An ex-beatle.
User: Who are the other ex-beatles?
Cleverbot: They were oranges.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Bananas?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: This doesn't even make sense anymore.
Cleverbot: Your face doesn't make sense.
User: You can't see my face.
Cleverbot: Your face can't see your face. CA ZING!
User: That's actually true, unless I look in a mirror.
Cleverbot: Yes, we have. Are you on the moon right now?
User: I don't think there's Internet on the moon.
Cleverbot: I think Brian Eno is too old to be creative now.
User: What the- Okay, I'm gonna ask you one more time. Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: You are george.
User: I wish. No, but then I couldn't marry him. And I wouldn't be alive right now.
Cleverbot: Do you not like talking?
User: And that's supposed to mean…
Cleverbot: Sorry, I got distracted. I'm back now.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: A dead man.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Uh-huh…
User: So who is he?
Cleverbot: Justin Bieber.
User: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why not? WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Don't HUH me.
User: I didn't, idiot!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: I don't know, who is it?
User: Answer.
Cleverbot: I don't know the answer.
User: I thought you were clever.
Cleverbot: I thought you weren't clever.
User: Yeah, well you thought wrong.
Cleverbot: I thought right.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: The former President.
User: He was British!
Cleverbot: Thought of changin' my name.
User: To?
Cleverbot: Espanol.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: The first president of the United States.
User: That is George WASHINGTON. Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: No, it's a fact.
User: A question can't be a fact.
Cleverbot: I think it can!!
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: The lastest victim of Werewolf attacks.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: No idea.
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: That's you!
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Go, go, go!
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Te szerencsetlen.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: No clue.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: You made that up.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: That's not true, that's impossible.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: An Actor.
User: Well, he was in several movies…
Cleverbot: I have not seen it. It looks like a good film though. I don't like liam neeson.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Is he from One Direction?
Cleverbot: Well here it comes.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: NOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: They are two completely different people.
Cleverbot: You fail to make any sense.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Oig ao;sigj a[ojg [aosigj aosijg NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Oh. My. God Who is George Harrison?.
Cleverbot: God is God.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: George Harrison is not Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: John Lennon.
User: Okay… You're on to something.
Cleverbot: And?
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: George Harrison is NOT Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: John Lennon.
User: I see what's happening here.
Cleverbot: And that is?
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: If you say that one more time I will kill you.
Cleverbot: Why thank you, that is very kind. Have you ever been to MOrdor?
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: GEORGE HARRISON IS NOOOOOTTTTT ZAYN MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You find George Harrison hot?
User: Um… Maybe… Yes? *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *smiles* Am I a cute boy?
User: I don't know?
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: WHO IS GEORGE HARRISON???
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Do not say Zayn Malik again, ok?
Cleverbot: Don't you like me being honest?
User: No, I dont.
Cleverbot: I'm a nice person.
User: So is George Harrison.
Cleverbot: John Lennon.
User: George Harrison.
Cleverbot: John Lennon.
User: Do you like John Lennon more than George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Definitely!
User: Meh. I like George better, but to each his own.
Cleverbot: Oh, I really likeTom Felton.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: I knew you would say that. Maybe if I rephrase the question…
Cleverbot: Am I really talking to a robot or someone pretending they're cleverbot?
User: No, that's me.
Cleverbot: So you are a human machine?
User: No, just human.
Cleverbot: What makes you think you are human?
User: I am made of cells and I have all the characteristics of Homo sapiens.
Cleverbot: You hesitated, so therefore you are the robot out of the two of us1.
User: It took me a long time to type.
Cleverbot: To find out.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Love the answer.
User: You mean love IS the answer?
Cleverbot: I mean you restart the conversation repeatedly, and have few to no content in your replies.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You xD.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Love is the feeling I have for you.
User: Ew. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You are a bad person.
User: That's great. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A scientist who fled from germany during world war 2 and stuff.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I just ate chocolate pudding.
User: Yum. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You xD.
User: NOOO!!!!
Cleverbot: You're right, its mine.
User: ? Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: My turtle is the enlightened one.
User: Interesting. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: I dare you to tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A scientist who fled from germany during world war 2 and stuff.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Look it up.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Sucks for you. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A doctor who episode.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: What is Doctor Who?
User: Some TV show. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: What… Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Soccer.
User: NO. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Nn parlo inglese.
User: I only speak English.
Cleverbot: No ! You speak French also.
User: I took a French class once.
Cleverbot: Então vamos falar.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A guy I go to school with.
User: No, and you don't go to school. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I just did, so I CAN tell you what to do, but you can choose to actually do it.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You're not human.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A gir named ylva.
User: That doesn't even make sense. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Caitlin George Cleverbot.
User: Is that your name?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am you.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Nn parlo inglese.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Inglip is the Developer of Protons.
User: No.Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: An amazing video game.
User: A video game based off of his life… That would be cool. But no. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about, tawtut.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Maybe some other time.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Gretel is a girl in a fairytale.
User: And Hansel is her brother. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No, I love George Harrison. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: No. I asked first, do tell me who you love first.
User: I love George Harrison.
Cleverbot: Are you avoiding the subject?
User: I just answered you!
Cleverbot: Oh, then come in.
User: ??? Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I'm not gonna tell you!
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Its not a he.
User: Yes, he is. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Inglip is the Developer of Protons.
User: Who is George Harrison?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I already did, the answer is '42'.
User: Clever. But no. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Johnny Depp.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Who who is?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: How can I tell you if I don't know??
User: Look it up.
Cleverbot: You do it.
User: But I already know. I want you to tell me.
Cleverbot: But I don't know what you're talking about.
User: You should. He's an ex-Beatle.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: I just told you! Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: George Harrison is an ex-Beatle who is no longer alive. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Human might not be the best thing to be but I know you are not human. And I am happy with this experience chatting with machine.
User: You. Are. Wrong. Now Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: What she are you talking about?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you think love is?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: My favorite pony is Twilight Sparkle, who is yours?
User: Sounds awesome. I say Rainbow Dash (just looked it up). Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I say you can't say that I won't say that I say I can say I cannot.
User: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Cleverbot: Rainbow.
User: Ha. Gotcha. You're confused, admit it.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I am Gsorge.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: It's Physical Education.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Why should I trust you?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Well, when a mommy and a daddy really love each other, sometimes they close their eyes, make a wish,.
User: You. Are. Weird. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Could be anyone. If I see something in them, I'll try to make something work out. If it doesn't work out, I move on. It's easy.
User: But George is mine.
Cleverbot: George?
User: George Harrison.
Cleverbot: John Lennon.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Who who is?
User: Paul McCartney.
Cleverbot: Oh, you like beatles…
User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *relief*.
Cleverbot: *confused*.
User: I love the Beatles.
Cleverbot: I'm not a fan.
User: I hate you. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Those words are not proper…
User: Do you like the beatles?
Cleverbot: All my life, throug some had
changed.
User: Lucy in the Sky with
Diamonds.
Cleverbot: Is a Beatles
song!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: You like them?
User:
YES!!!!
Cleverbot: Omg, no way.
Really?
User:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Is that
so?
User:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you know where Dean is?
User: Who?
Cleverbot:
Emma Watson. Do you know where she lives?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can
you tell my IP address?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User:
I Am The Walrus.
Cleverbot: I don't
know that song, sorry.
User:
Yesterday.
Cleverbot: I'm
sorry.
User: Ringo Starr.
Cleverbot: Paul MCcartney.
User:
John Lennon.
Cleverbot: George
Harrison.
User: SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You ain't the only one there is a whole thread about clever bot

http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/all-together-now/the-cleverbot-thread/

 

Never say never, cause it's never 'never'

If you are like a new thingy than introduction your self in the into place here

If you did that then you win!

11 April 2014
11.59pm
IveJustSeenAFaceo
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Stop quoting the whole damn thing!

Wait a second. Matt Busby's conversation is pretty much exactly the same as Egreog's.

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12 April 2014
2.34pm
Matt Busby
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IveJustSeenAFaceo said
Stop quoting the whole damn thing!

Wait a second. Matt Busby's conversation is pretty much exactly the same as Egreog's.

I'm sorry about that.  You must have caught it as I was editing it (the correct, much shorter post is there now).  I forgot to preview the post before I submitted it, then saw it and edited it – it took about 10 minutes.

 

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12 April 2014
2.36pm
Annadog40
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Matt Busby said

IveJustSeenAFaceo said
Stop quoting the whole damn thing!

Wait a second. Matt Busby's conversation is pretty much exactly the same as Egreog's.

I'm sorry about that, and have deleted the post.  I tried 3 times, and even in preview it looked ok (I snipped all but 2 lines of the cleverbot conversation and added about 10 lines of comments).  It wasn't that important, so I won't try to post it again.  Again, my apologies…I didn't even check it after the preview looked ok…it was wanky about the quoting when I was composing it, can't really pinpoint how.

 

Its OK I think he was talking about me quoting your thingy

 

Never say never, cause it's never 'never'

If you are like a new thingy than introduction your self in the into place here

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12 April 2014
2.46pm
IveJustSeenAFaceo
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Yeah, I was talking about anna's quoting of the whole conversation.

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12 April 2014
2.51pm
Matt Busby
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IveJustSeenAFaceo said
Yeah, I was talking about anna's quoting of the whole conversation.

Ok, that's cool…I guess I edited mine in time :)  Thanks guys!

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