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I bought a new microwave for the kitchen today. Instead of a 30-second button, it has a 33 1/3-second button. iI plays Beatles songs when the microwave stops instead of beeping.
I haven’t read the whole manual yet. It may have more Beatley features. If you discover any of them, let us know.
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I bought a new microwave for the kitchen today. Instead of a 30-second button, it has a 33 1/3-second button. It plays Beatles songs when the microwave stops instead of beeping.
I haven’t read the whole manual yet. It may have more Beatley features. If you discover any of them, let us know.
When the food is done, the microwave pays the final piano chord from ‘A Day In The Life ‘
When you turn on the light, it plays ‘Here Comes The Sun ‘
My microwave has a button for changing the direction of the turntable. This one lets you change the direction of the Revolver
It will let you program something to cook for ‘Any Time At All ‘
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I generally never use microwave ovens, but the fact that it has a 33 & 1/3 second button is enough to persuade me to use it.
‘Would you care to sit with me/ For a cup of English Tea?’
How many? I’ve got the kettle on now and I have hot scones, chocolate biscuits, and Apple Jam on toast… Come And Get It ! 
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Offline Silly Girl said
‘Would you care to sit with me/ For a cup of English Tea?’
How many? I’ve got the kettle on now and I have hot scones, chocolate biscuits, and Apple Jam on toast… Come And Get It !
I don’t like any of that food or drink but thanks for asking.
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‘Would you care to sit with me/ For a cup of English Tea?’
How many? I’ve got the kettle on now and I have hot scones, chocolate biscuits, and Apple Jam on toast… Come And Get It !
I don’t like any of that food or drink but thanks for asking.
Oh! that’s nice but I just finished my breakfast maybe later I will Come And Get It !
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Offline The Apple Jam on toast is fabulous.
Now for some cold milk.
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Offline I could go for some skim milk right now.
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I could go for some skim milk right now.
How ’bout a Sour Milk Sea? No, you’d better get out of that, Get Back to where you once belonged.
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Offline So If I don’t want to drink expired milk, I should leave the house forever?
I guess this is goodbye
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Offline No. I’m just saying that drowning your woes in sour milk is not commendable. It would be much better to get back… to your room.
Anyway, who drinks sour milk?
(The above question is rhetorical.)
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Offline Silly Girl said
Anyway, who drinks sour milk?
(The above question is rhetorical.)
Is it rhetorical cause you know the answer? What other secrets of the universe do you know oh wise one?!
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What other secrets of the universe do you know oh wise one?!
I don’t know any universal secrets. John might, having travelled Across The Universe .
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No. I’m just saying that drowning your woes in sour milk is not commendable. It would be much better to get back… to your room.Anyway, who drinks sour milk?
(The above question is rhetorical.)
These two guys drink sour milk for a start. There are probably quite a few others out there.
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So If I don’t want to drink expired milk, I should leave the house forever?
I guess this is goodbye
Don’t sweat it, Ad40. I always have plenty of ice cold skim milk on hand and will be happy to share. Just bring plenty of Oreo cookies and a large spoon.
I’ve decided that just outside my room, there needs to be a mountain stream. This will do…
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Annadog40 said
I guess this is goodbye
Don’t sweat it, Ad40. I always have plenty of ice cold skim milk on hand and will be happy to share. Just bring plenty of Oreo cookies and a large spoon.
I’ve decided that just outside my room, there needs to be a mountain stream. This will do…
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That could be the steam that we float up or down on!
That’s a lot nicer than our last one!
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Ahhh Girl said
I bought a new microwave for the kitchen today. Instead of a 30-second button, it has a 33 1/3-second button. iI plays Beatles songs when the microwave stops instead of beeping.
I haven’t read the whole manual yet. It may have more Beatley features. If you discover any of them, let us know.
It’s got to be yellow. And although I haven’t been in the kitchen since you bought it AG, I have a sneaking suspicion that it’s connected to the oven in a similar fashoin to the Help ! apartments.
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Offline Ahhh Girl said
I bought a new microwave for the kitchen today. Instead of a 30-second button, it has a 33 1/3-second button. iI plays Beatles songs when the microwave stops instead of beeping.I haven’t read the whole manual yet. It may have more Beatley features. If you discover any of them, let us know.
You do know Apple will seriously consider making this but would charge you thousands of dollars to buy it. The deluxe edition comes with limited edition Tupperware (4-piece naturally), oven gloves, wipes, egg cooker and thermostat.
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