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There's a place that hosts really good parties. I only know about it because my friend, Anna, told me about it. I went to a party and I saw her standing there, looking sad. I went up to her and she said, "I'm sad. Ask me why." So I said, "Why do you look like misery has gotten the best of you?" Anna replied, "I feel like I'm locked up in chains. I want to talk to one of those Mon, 17 Dec 2012 01:20:01 +0000 http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/albums/album-stories/page-2/#p8600 The albums http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/albums/album-stories/page-2/#p8600 OK, earlier today I read that when we dream, we take random bits of information from throughout the day and "replay" it while asleep. If we still remember it when we wake up, we tend to impose more of a "plotline" than there actually was on our recollection. That reminded me of this thread.  

I'm a little slow sometimes, ahaha

Good work, you get 5 apples

Goodbye.

P.S. I Love You

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RP: YOOHOO! 

SC: Look, Mr. Moonlight--

RP: Don't call me that. 

SC: Hey-hey-hey-hey! Sor-RY! 

RP: Every Little Thing I do drives the girls absolutely INSANE. I mean, honestly. This morning, I woke up to hear 50 women knocking on my door! I mean, it's like Everybody's Trying to Be My Baby! 

SC: So, What You're Doing will help?

RP: Yes, because they will distract them with their Rock and Roll Music. 

SC: OK, but I'm afraid I can't do this. 

RP: Why ...]]> Sat, 17 Jul 2010 20:51:21 +0100 http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/albums/album-stories/#p8493 The albums http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/albums/album-stories/#p8493 Your story actually reminds me of a paper my english teacher made us write about excuses for not doing homework, GnikNus. It had to be in some famous form, or the style of a famous author, etc. I didn't do it but my excuse was so good I got an A on the assignment!

Miss Pepper: Good Morning, class, Good Morning!

Students: Good morning Miss Pepper!

Miss Pepper: Now who remembered to do their homework?

Students: (No reply)

Miss Pepper: No one? Not even you, Rita?

Rita: I'm sorry Miss Pepper, but over the weekend there were men in my house that were fixing a hole in my floor, so I couldn't concentrate enough to do the homework!

Miss Pepper: A likely story, lovely Rita, but that's no more likely than last weeks in which you told me that your kite scared you too much to complete your homework. I mean, a kite! What do you call him again?

Rita: Mr. Kite, ...]]> Sat, 17 Jul 2010 04:41:12 +0100 http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/albums/album-stories/#p8465 The albums http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/albums/album-stories/#p8465 Past Masters counts, right? No way i'm gonna try to tackle both, Just Volume Two.

Hey, Jude! I gotta tell you 'bout my girl. She's such a Day Tripper, always acting like she's some sort of Lady Madonna. She thinks everyone Across The Universe was born to serve her. The way things are going, she's going to crucify me, and always leaves me standing in the Rain. I keep telling her that We Can Work It Out, because i really wanna Get Back with her. ...]]> Sat, 17 Jul 2010 03:27:01 +0100 http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/albums/album-stories/#p8274 The albums http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/albums/album-stories/#p8274 Damn it I meant also Von Bontee!!

Ok let's see if I can figure this out...

A teacher's report on Mr. Big's bad behaviour in class.

Ok, Mr. Big I'm sure everybody says, and (your mother should know) : All you need is love. But what you really need is to say Helllo and Goodbye to my class because I'm not the fool on the Hill. How can you say George is better bass player than your classmate Paul? I understand why you say that beacause you always come here Flying and have your personal Magic Mystery Tour, but if you continue ...]]> Fri, 16 Jul 2010 01:11:41 +0100 http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/albums/album-stories/#p8252 The albums http://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/albums/album-stories/#p8252 Thanks! I spent half my lunch break struggling with that one...